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Meet Sazo, the most famous twin in the world. Who do you think is his twin brother? Can you guess? You have 3 guesses and the first 2 don't count. Sazo was hired at the end of the 2000 summer tour though Gordon (Chief of Staff) objected highly. Gordon thought one mean clown at Circus World was enough. Gordon was quickly overruled, and Sazo was given a job at the circus. The only position offered at the time was delicacy chef. Let's hope Sazo doesn't try and poison anyone.
All the delicacies on the menu are prepared with the visitor in mind. You will be offered a choice of 1 appetizer and be able to pick 2 main dishes. Please look at each selection and study it. We will be glad to tell you what is in each dish, but only after we ask the chef, Sazo. The chef is very cranky at all times and he has the last "Sa-Zo" in the matter. He might reveal the ingredients but we seriously doubt it. By the
way, try saying "Sneaky Snake Soup" 3 times real fast.
PRICES
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Over 85:
$9.95 |
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Adults:
$19.95 |
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Children 6-12:
$4.95 |
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5 and under:
$2.95 |
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Pets: Free |
APPETIZERS
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Fried Squid
Livers |
Octopus Deviled
Eggs |
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Crocodile Cookies |
Tuna Fish
Fondue |
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Leapin' Lizard Licorice |
Sneaky Snake Soup |
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Alligator Applesauce |
Stingray Salad |
In the winter when the circus is closed, it is a requirement for all clowns to catch the upcoming year food supply. Since there is nothing to do in the winter, most of the clowns comply without fussing. Butt not Sozo, he has to complain about everything. Even though he is now a daddy, it matters not to him. Everyone thought Sozo would mellow after the birth of his baby, but that will not happen. Sozo always keeps the circus in an uproar. He is SO-ZO mean.
MAIN MENU
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Fried Squid Liver |
Fish Fried Potatoes |
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Possum Peeled Tater |
Whaley Delight |
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Toast and Jellyfish |
Seashell Slaw |
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Dolphin Donut |
Porpoise Pie |
The drink menu at Circus World is very limited. Refills are given at our discretion, especially with our own "liced tea." The tea is very difficult to make because we must wait for lice to appear on Pokey the possum. The lice are hand-picked. This is a very tedious job and can take up to 3 weeks to get enough lice to make a barrel of our famous tea. So, make sure you order the only drink available. The wonderful, most widely
known drink in the world, Liced Tea, compliments of Pokey the Possum.
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