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Circus Facts
.:The 2 most famous clowns were Emmett Kelly and Otto Criebling."

.:An elephant's height at the shoulder is twice the circumference of its foot.

.:67 performers have been shot from cannons, 33 have been killed.

.:More deaths are caused by the elephants than the large tigers and lions.

.:Jumbo, the elephant, was struck and killed by a train in 1885.


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THE STAFF

Gordon, Chief of Staff

Behind every successful business is a person who has it together. Here we have Gordon, our "Chief of Staff". The reason he is always in a hurry is because he is so full of ideas. He has to keep running to stay afloat of everything going on at Circus World. Without him, Circus World would not stand a chance. Gordon recently had the opportunity to 'fire' Sozo. He decided against it because he believes Sozo will settle down since marrying Sanderella.

Joe, Assistant Chief of Staff

Gordon could not survive without Joe's help. He was given a new title on July 5, 1999. He is Gordon's #1 man, so Circus World promoted him to "Assistant Chief of Staff". After receiving the promotion, he immediately bought a treasure chest. The chest will carry "all" the money he will make from Circus World. But being assistant does not come stress free. Drumo decided to give Joe all his Xanax since Drumo no longer needs it.

Hurly Rider

Mike K is the newest staff member employed by Circus World. He patrols the Big Top on his Hurly Dividson motorcycle hunting for spies. He waves his tattoo gun in the air daring anyone from Rangling Bros. or Bernum & Bailey to step foot on Circus World property. Mike K and Jen are brother and sister. Notice the red hair on both of them. When they were small, Mike K used Jen as a target to practice shooting his tattoo gun. That is the reason why Jen took up boxing.

Gene, Data Consultant

Circus World would go bankrupt were it not for Gene (AKA Swipesy). He keeps up with Circus World statistics. Last year he was given the title "Data Consultant". He constantly strives to keep Circus World as one of the top ten tourist sites in the entire world. He is a geni-ous. On June 5, 2000, he announced to the world about his upcoming martrimony. Congratulations to a truly wonderful fella and his bride-to-be, Mary B.

Beautiful Jen

No business can function without input from the male counterpart (the female). So, in 1996, Circus World decided to hire Jen. She is our #1 accountant. Wonder about the stars? She was once a well- known boxer. Took a lot of hits to her head and has seen stars ever since. She is really kind of dingy, but she gets the job done.

The Stinger

Every circus has to have a mascot. We at Circus World are very proud of ours. Meet Wheeler Bee-ler. Sometimes Wheeler gets out of hand and has to have his stinger slapped. But we're proud of his accomplishments. Hopefully, one day Wheeler Bee-ler will grow up and become a BumbleB.

Psychiatrist Analyzer

Debbie was hired on 1/2/01 as Circus World's Psychiatrist Analyzer. Her most recent job included the position of top advisor to both Pal Gore and George Bash (spies for Bernum & Bailey). With these credentials, Gordon decided Debbie might be the best person to change the way Sozo perceives life. In her spare time, Debbie babysits Sozandra (Sozo and Sanderella's baby). Debbie is so wonderful with babies. Her experience with babies began when she tried to teach Pal Gore and George Bash a lesson from the book "101 Ways to Grow Up" written by Bull Clanton. Pal and George have a lot in common since they both were born in Recount City, Florida. Debbie brought her constant companion to the circus who is named Eli. Eli is Circus World's newest zoo animal. Visit the Zoo page for an updated picture and information about Eli.

Pooper Scooper

Graham joined Circus World in 1999. It takes a concrete stomach to do what Graham does. That is why he is so special. His job consists of managing the Pooper Scooper Gang. His official title is "Director of Internal Affairs." Visit the internal affairs page below to learn more.

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